Good bye Summer.

Summer is over, and all of us are going back to school tomorrow.

IF I WAS INVISIBLE

If i was invisible i would sneak out to a boat , hide in a banana suit ,and jump in a banana box. Once i was at the other side of South Africa , i would jump on my trusty llama and ride all he way to China. My llama(arnald,his name would be arnald) would then take off his skin to reveile a hobo. He would give me his llama skins while he sang about pepporronie fruit salad. While he sang i would put on the suit one hoof at a time. As we both aproched a pancake flipping contest a girl would come ask us how to cook spegitte.Arnald will call for me(i was still watcing the contest .it was very intence.)and i would SPIT right in her left eye.(she was already blind in her right eye,)and she would faint because that is what lama SPIT does.(TAKE THAT AMEILEA!!!) After that i would hop away humming the tune of Jingle bells.Arnald would then put a giant mac n cheese box over her head,and she would go back to america.


JK It already did happen





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Blog Cycle

Have you ever had those days where you can't think of what to write? This is one of mine. So I will talk about not having anything to talk about. Man, now I have something to write! But now I can't- but-not having- I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!

~Ah-choo! Sorry, I sneezed. Bye-bye. Amelia.

P.S. Why is it people LOVE whatever comes out of an empty box?

Hey who said I made sense?

Funny Quotes!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Annabella <3

P.S. ~
Random Fact:
    * 1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

10 things you should never wear at a super Market

1. Anything Spandex
2. Short shorts that show more then just your legs
3. All leopard print attire
4. Dresses that on can see through
5. Thongs that aren't covered by your pants
6. A cape
7. P.J.s that are a bit indecent
8. Shoes that you can't walk in
9. Anything that is still alive or looks like it might be
10. A colorful, faux leather jumpsuit

Writing

It's what crazy people who hear voices in their head, live in their own little world, and don't see things like everyone else, get paid to do.

Cool words...

Ailurophile - n. - a cat fancier; lover of cats.


Bambino - 1. a small child or baby.

Basiate - (Obs) to kiss.
Annabella <3

p.s. ~
     Those were facts!!! :)

Silly Questions...

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

If you can answer these, then let me know...leave me a comment : )

Annabella <3

P.s. ~
Random Fact:
    The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. : (

*These Are The Questions That Haunt Me..*

-Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

-When the French swear, do they say, "Pardon my English?"

-Do the people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody sad, or do they hear the words in their head?

-Why do I always return to the refrigerator with hopes something new to eat will have materialized?

-Why is it that no matter what color the liquid of bubbles you have, the bubbles themselves are always white?

-Why are important/dangerous buttons always red?

-Would you die if you didn't pee?

-Why is it that when you are sleeping it's called drool, but when you're awake, it is spit?

-Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no know audio recordings of the man?

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits. Don't. Lay. Eggs!

-Why are elderly people commonly called "old people", but children are Never called "new people"?

-Can you slam a revolving door?

Inspiration

Making crazy people do crazy things.

Why not?

Did you ever have one of those days?
One of those days where...
...when ever you try to say something, gibberish comes out instead?
...you find yourself tripping over everything, and nothing?
...you are standing alone some where in public and just start laughing?
...you are with friends and find humor in something stupid, and then have them look at you like you are a loony?
...everything looks pretty?
...you don't mind being the only one talking in the whole store, or how loud you are?

 I had one of those days. They are the type of days where you know that you are exhausted and yet, you do nothing to prevent yourself from saying or doing anything stupid. Usually these are the type of days where inspiration hits! And you feel like you have a brilliant idea. You are on top of the world. But then, the next day when you think over what you had yesterday, you struggle to find where the brilliance was. So, really, what good is having fake inspiration on those days when you feel all giddy? Why can't you just sleep and then have brilliant ideas that stay brilliant when you are wide awake and your brain is fully functional?
 That would be too easy. That would make things simple and uncomplicated. We can't have that.
 But, then again, why not?

Once Upon a time...

I feel the need to start out with the traditional beginning of all the great stories (so here it goes) :

Once upon a time, there was a little girl. It might be rude to add; but she was very thin. She had all her ribs showing (you might be thinking that that is natural for a young child), you could almost see through her! You could see every bone in her little body! (well...nearly!)
Anyway, she had the strangest diet; it only consisted of apples. Large ones, small ones, red ones, green ones, fat ones, dirty ones, worm infested - well, i think you get the point. All apples; only apples (and occasionaly a worm).
She was so thin, and really weak... after a while, her mother began to worry about her. Annie was becoming very sick, and needed a better diet! Her father insisted that she was to try meat...when she refused, he mixed her applesauce with some shredded meat.
"Papa, what this be?" Annie asked her father. When he told Annie it was just a new flavor of apple, she excitedly swallowed it all, she then asked for more and her father brought in the steak that he had cooked. "Papa, i asked for more apple sauce! That is meat!" He told her that he had put some in her applesauce, and so she tried her first bite of meat in ten years! She asked for more and more, and soon enough she weighed the average weight of a ten year old, and was a healthy meat-eaten-apple-lovin-fool!

~ THE END ~

P.S. A random fact:

         President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per      minute. 

:) Annabella

Yesterday my talking...

Yesterday my talking cockroach and I went to the mall. Angie (the cockroach) is a bit large for her kind, and most tend to run away screaming. But any way, we were there to get dresses for her sisters wedding.

I have never been to a cockroaches wedding and have no idea what to expect.

We were in six legs and round, looking for her of course, when this employ came over to us. He thought he was all cool and stuff.

He started telling me that I wasn't allowed to bring cockroaches into a store. And I told him that I didn't bring the cockroach into the store, why would I shop in a store called six legs and round? I told him that the cockroach had a name, and it was Angie, and that Angie had brought me into the store.

He was baffled for a moment. And we walked away.

Creativity

Some would call it crafted insanity. The skill of taking complete chaos and shaping it into something the rest of the world can handle.

POPTARTS

Random stuff

sometimes i'll just blurt out...

I Am In Need Of A POPTART

or

PARTY LIKE A POPTART

~Jessie