30 ways to use a chair...

30 ways to use a chair:

You can...

1. use it to sit in
2. use it to slide off
3. use it to stand on
4. use it as a stool
5. use it as a table
6. use it to puke on
7. use it to release your gas on
8. use it as a desk (which is not the same as a table)
9. use it to color on
10. use it to write on
11. use it as a potty
12. use it as a mirror stand
13. use it to attack a lion with
14. use it to block a lion with
15. use it as an excuse as to why you can't sit by your grandma
16. use it as a toy holder
17. use it to make sure you prisoner doesn't escape from a room
18. use it hold down a stack of papers
19. use it to store your books on
20. use it to start a fire with
21. use it practice your karate skills on
22. use it as a baby doll bed
23. use it to hide behind in a game of hide and go seek
24. use it when you don't want to stand
25. use it to freak people out in a store
26. use it to sit on in a lake while you fish
27. lend it to a ring master in a circus so the lion doesn't eat him
28. use to give to your little sibling so they won't sit on your lap
29. use it to eat for a meal
30. use it to make loud noises that your insane neighbors won't like :)

Just so you don't get in to trouble, i don't recommend doing these!!! This has been fun, but i must go now!


Signing off, Annabella :)


P.S. Random: When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.