China!

Have you ever woken up in a different country and no one can under stand you? I have! One Tuesday I woke up in China. Yeah, and everyone in China was gathered to see a pancake flipping competition. As I walk to ask a hobo how to cook spaghetti, he called a name in Chinese, then a man in a llama suit approached me and SPIT in my eye! Then just bounced away. The hobo yelled something at me in Spanish and gave me a bottle of maple syrup. I asked him,"Do you speak English, because you speak any other language I don't speak!' He said,"box." Then stuffed me into one, and closed the lid. I woke up in my home country the next morning.