Excuses Excuses!

Ever needed an excuse for something you forgot about, or something you just didn't do? Well, don't feel bad,try naming some one who hasn't. Well, I am going to try to help you out.

Let's say that you had some big project due, it is insanely important that you have it done and in pristine condition, let say NOW. And you haven't even started it. Well obviously, your in some deep dodo, hot water, or what ever you want to say. But you could come up with an insane excuse, even if you don't get out of trouble, you'll get a good laugh out of it in the process.

Excuses!

1. I was driving to school, and I was pulled over, it was a misunderstanding, but i was still pulled over. The officer came over to my car with a stack of papers and, i don't know how it happened but, he/she dropped the papers all over my passenger seat, which was where my project was, and they accidentally grabbed it while picking up their things. I am going down to the station tonight to pick it up.
2. I were shredding papers and it was next to the shredder, I was carelessly shredding papers, and in went my report. I'm going to the library tonight to print off an extra copy.
3. I was in the ER all last night and came to school from the hospital, my report was at home and i was unable to get it.

Now let's say it was just a small home work assignment. These excuses don't need to be nearly as elaborate.

1. I thought it wasn't due until tomorrow. (average, and ordinary)
2. My brother fed it to our pet hamster.
3. I fell asleep while doing it, and didn't have time to do it this morning.
4. A really important person showed up and my dad had me out talking to him the whole night.
5. I was babysitting. I had brought my homework, but the little boy there is quite the character and peed all over it. I didn't think that you would still want it.
6. I thought that my other homework was more important. Sorry.
7. I got an amazing opportunity to go to a museum with my Uncle who just came home from a different country. I didn't have time.

I hope that i have entertained you in some way. Thank you for reading.

~Kaylie ;)