Paper Shredder!

Hola, I am a piece of paper, lined of course. I worked at a bank, now I am just used as scrap paper. I live in a bow with my girlfriend.Today someone finally picked me up! Uhhhh- noooooooo no no no! This can't be I am way to young to die! Here are my last words ---------I am in need of a pop-tart! ---------Yeah those are my last words, deal with it! Only a few more inches. Goodb...............................