*These Are The Questions That Haunt Me..*

-Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

-When the French swear, do they say, "Pardon my English?"

-Do the people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody sad, or do they hear the words in their head?

-Why do I always return to the refrigerator with hopes something new to eat will have materialized?

-Why is it that no matter what color the liquid of bubbles you have, the bubbles themselves are always white?

-Why are important/dangerous buttons always red?

-Would you die if you didn't pee?

-Why is it that when you are sleeping it's called drool, but when you're awake, it is spit?

-Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no know audio recordings of the man?

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits. Don't. Lay. Eggs!

-Why are elderly people commonly called "old people", but children are Never called "new people"?

-Can you slam a revolving door?