Yesterday my talking...

Yesterday my talking cockroach and I went to the mall. Angie (the cockroach) is a bit large for her kind, and most tend to run away screaming. But any way, we were there to get dresses for her sisters wedding.

I have never been to a cockroaches wedding and have no idea what to expect.

We were in six legs and round, looking for her of course, when this employ came over to us. He thought he was all cool and stuff.

He started telling me that I wasn't allowed to bring cockroaches into a store. And I told him that I didn't bring the cockroach into the store, why would I shop in a store called six legs and round? I told him that the cockroach had a name, and it was Angie, and that Angie had brought me into the store.

He was baffled for a moment. And we walked away.