good and true friends

Is your friend good or true? Well......


～A good friend will walk in your house and call your parents Mr. and Mrs. A true friend will walk in your door and say "Hi mom. Hi Dad." To Your Parents.

～A good friend will get you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you and say "Man that was FUN!"

-You can also make others if you want. I am a true friend. But not to you. I don't know you. Amelia:)

Sane vrs. Insane

Sane
The term given to those who act, talk, and think just like everyone else.

Insane Those who dare to be different.

Things you can do in three minuets!

• Make Popcorn
• Make some Hot pockets
• Read the summary of a book
• Drink a bottle of water
• Do a sudoku puzzle(if you good)
• Clean you room(Aka~ shove everything under the bed)
• Eat a hot dog
• Listen to a song
• Put on your pants
• Act like a ninja
• Pet a cat
• Watch a commercial
• Destroy something
• Light the candles on a birthday cake
• Use the restroom
• Comb your hair
• Brush your teeth
• Dig through the couch for loose change.
• Write a haiku
• Frolic through a field of flowers.

Well, yeah, have fun with that.

~Kaylie

:)

Thought of the day: Everyone is weird. The people that say they are weird.Me. Or people that say they are normal. Because normal is weird. Not me. Or people who just don't make sense at all. Definitely me.


Bye, Amelia

If i had 3 wishes...

I would

• 
  
  EAT them

• 
  
  give them 2 my Friends

• 
  
  wish 4 chocolate milk

• 
  
  wish 4 WORLD PEACE

• 
  
  tell my friends

~Jessie

Alligunky

*S*U*M*M*E*R* 2*0*1*0* (:

Flip Flops, Homework Drops

Lemonade, In the shade

Blue Skies, Annoying Flies

Late Nights, Water Fights

Ice Creams, Sweet Dreams

Bathing Suits, Shooting Hoops

Laughing With Friends, Hope It Never Ends

Schools Out, Its Time To Shout

Summer Time Is Here Again!

10 reasons to learn another language

1. You never know when you will wake up one morning, in a foreign country. It happened to Amelia.
2. It's always fun to baffle people at a Chinese or Mexican places by ordering entirely in their language. (Just make sure you know how to answer them when they start speaking back!)
3. You could read the instructions that came with that one thing you never put together. (You know the one that came in Japanese?)
4. You could watch the Spanish soap opera channel.
5. You could sound smart and impress new people.
6. Some person(who speaks a different language) could be trying to tell you that little sally is trapped in a well. And you would know what they were saying and save the day!
7. Usted puede leer este! ;P
8. You could insult people and they wouldn't know what you were saying!
9. You would know another language.
10. You can watch odd videos on YouTube and understand them!

7 things not to say to someone that just got dumped

1. How did that last date go?
2. Thinking of dating again?
3. You just got dumped. That stinks man.
4. You need to be better looking!
5. You are so weird. No wonder you just got dumped!
6. (name of ex) just said your toes are huge!
7. Mind if I date him now?

~~~~P.S. I recommend not saying these things.~~~~~~~

Adios, Amelia

Tripping over things that aren't there...

I am Annabella, and at this moment i am only able to think about the idiots who either trip over themselves, or things that are not there! hahaha don't worry i am one of those people to! :)
Now i will list ideas for you to try out: (hahahaha)

1. You and a friend need to go to the mall, and find a hallway type of thing, then you pretend you are holding out a rope down low. (really you are not though!) When you watch the people who pass by, it will be really funny! Some people will step over it, others won't, they might just stand there for a while.

2. You and a group of friends pretend that one of you spilled something on the floor, and you all step around it! this is also funny to watch was other people do. (this one can be done at school)

3. Or you and some friends can all trip on the same stair step. (this one can be done somewhere in public where there are stairs)


Signing off, Annabella :)

P.S. Random:
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

What annoys me most...

hey this is Ricky reporting! I'm reporting about what annoys me the most hahahahahahaha:) is when people will not tell you why they dislike you hahahahahaha:) its like you ask and ask and they walk away crossing their arms silent dead silent hahahahaha:) remember i do that a lot stop in the middle of the sentence laughing so i <3>

Signing Out, Ricky!!!

*Unanswered Questions*

These are the questions that will make you think a little. There will be more to come(:

-Why does honey come in plastic bears?

-Can bald men get lice?

-Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

-Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a never ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? (haha spongebob quote:)

-Does hand sanitizer work anywhere else but your hands?

-Why are men and women shoe sizes different?

-If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

-If you soak a raisin in water does it turn back into a grape?

-What is another word for "thesaurus"?

-Most mothers feed their young babies with tiny little spoons and forks. What do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

-If 4 out of 5 people suffer from a deathly disease, does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?

-How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road signs?

-Whose cruel idea was it for the world "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Person By person Stories

At the zoo yesterday I accidentally walked into the bear cage and got my diary, stalker-folder, and baby ripped from my hands. My baby bit my ear off my head. I started to sing to get peoples attention. Then wired things happened. The sky turned orange and the wind started to blow. Dinosaurs popped up out of and erupting volcano!  I screamed for help, and called "I am in need of a Pop tart!" Suddenly, a bottle of acid fell from the sky and a Cinnamon roll came out. I realized I needed help because this was all really happening. So they came and got me.

White...

It was all I saw.

I didn't know if i was dead or in Antarctica. But it wasn't cold so I'm dead. The bear probably ate me. Wait the men in white coats took me here. What is that beeping sound. Where is the door? Deep breathes.

In, out, in, out.

What was that?
Then out of the corner of my eye I saw the Bear. He returned!

"Bear!" I screamed. Then I fainted into a pile of mashed potatoes. The nurse came in and gave me a shot. The Candy man song started playing in my head and the world went black.

This was written by everyone. And is the product of 7 very tiered children. Be on the look out for more.
~Kaylie & Gang

What effects does violence have on people?

I was asked to answer the following question, so here it goes:

What effects does watching violence have on people?

I will explain. Let's say that there is a little girl, and she is watching this show on her television. Someone in the show is screaming, "I'LL STAB YOUR FREAKING EYE OUT!!!" (now, this would be bad, so that is why we are just pretending.)
Later on, she is sitting on a sidewalk outside of her favorite store eating Mac & Cheese! A hobo comes by and takes the Mac & Cheese. She is so upset that she chases him poking his arm with the fork screaming, "I'LL STAB YOUR FREAKING EYE OUT!!!"

Now, i guess that this is more of an inside joke, but if you find it funny, go ahead and laugh along, or if you feel dumb 'cause you don't understand, you can laugh too!

Signing off, Annabella :)

P.S. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. (Look up the guy on google images, and prepare to be insulted!) Hahahaha

What would it be like if everyone lived in Space?

Guess What? :]

Oh, i know i you know who this is :] Okay, it's Ricky, Oh man i just blew it! :)

I am here today to talk about what it would be like if everyone lived in space. hahahahaha sorry :) So, like i said, if everybody lived in space - yes, everybody in the whole world - we would all be up in space. hahaha :) sorry That would be awesome, we would fly just like birdies hahahaha sorry :)

We live in big moon-cheese houses, but if you cut the cheese in your house, it wouldn't be too delightful :( hahahahaha :)

To get around, like a car, we would have to eat a lot of beans (if you know what i mean) Then, when you cut the cheese you would go crazy :)

Bye! hahahahahahaha :)

Signing out, Ricky

Random

Throwing unnecessary thoughts, actions, dance moves, or words into any given situation.

*Pet Peeves*

There are many things in this crazy world that annoy me. Here are a few:

• Obnoxious laughter
• What remains when you take paper out of a spiral notebook
• Stepping in gum, then walking around with a sticky shoe
• When my pen dies
• When there is nothing on TV
• Walking into a room then forgetting what you needed
• Bad singing
• Ugly people
• "Page Not Found"
• Loosing
• Not getting texted back
• Homework only on nights when you are busy
• Frozen computers
• Being hungry
• Being tierd
• Stubbing my toe
• People who think girls are not as tough as guys(!)
• When people are smarter than me and i feel dumb (my little bro)
• That awkward moment in the school hallway when you almost run into someone. Then both go to your left. Then both to your right..
• Lying
• People who are always late
• etc, etc, etc,,,

~Rayne

Paper Shredder!

Hola, I am a piece of paper, lined of course. I worked at a bank, now I am just used as scrap paper. I live in a bow with my girlfriend.Today someone finally picked me up! Uhhhh- noooooooo no no no! This can't be I am way to young to die! Here are my last words ---------I am in need of a pop-tart! ---------Yeah those are my last words, deal with it! Only a few more inches. Goodb...............................

What would happen if animals could talk?

1. The WORLD would go MAD!!!
2. You would know what kind of food your pet likes.
3. you would have lots more FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
4. you would know when your pet wants a new toy.
5. your life would change.
6. your pet would become FAMOUS!!!!
7. when your pet 'woofs or meows"you would understand them.

~Jessie


Ps: I would love for that to happen!!!