Sunday, May 30, 2010

30 ways to use a chair...


30 ways to use a chair:


You can...


  1. use it to sit in
  2. use it to slide off
  3. use it to stand on
  4. use it as a stool
  5. use it as a table
  6. use it to puke on
  7. use it to release your gas on
  8. use it as a desk (which is not the same as a table)
  9. use it to color on
  10. use it to write on
  11. use it as a potty
  12. use it as a mirror stand
  13. use it to attack a lion with
  14. use it to block a lion with
  15. use it as an excuse as to why you can't sit by your grandma
  16. use it as a toy holder
  17. use it to make sure you prisoner doesn't escape from a room
  18. use it hold down a stack of papers
  19. use it to store your books on
  20. use it to start a fire with
  21. use it practice your karate skills on
  22. use it as a baby doll bed
  23. use it to hide behind in a game of hide and go seek
  24. use it when you don't want to stand
  25. use it to freak people out in a store
  26. use it to sit on in a lake while you fish
  27. lend it to a ring master in a circus so the lion doesn't eat him
  28. use to give to your little sibling so they won't sit on your lap
  29. use it to eat for a meal
  30. use it to make loud noises that your insane neighbors won't like :)


Just so you don't get in to trouble, i don't recommend doing these!!! This has been fun, but i must go now!


Signing off, Annabella :)


P.S. Random: When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

How do you no when you REALLY need a shower?

How do you know when you really need a shower?

When you turn Green!!



I was in my bed when..."Beep Beep Beep" went my alarm clock.So I got up, I got dressed, and I ate.My puppy or any of my family members weren't there. I went to the living room no one was there,Same with the Kitchen,My Room,My Moms & Dads Room and,My Brothers Room.The only place that they could be is in the bathroom. So I went to go look in the bathroom and.....



No one was there,But I found myself GREEN!!!!!!!That's when I knew I had to take A SHOWER!!!

~Jessie

Friday, May 28, 2010

Excuses Excuses!


Ever needed an excuse for something you forgot about, or something you just didn't do? Well, don't feel bad,try naming some one who hasn't. Well, I am going to try to help you out.

Let's say that you had some big project due, it is insanely important that you have it done and in pristine condition, let say NOW. And you haven't even started it. Well obviously, your in some deep dodo, hot water, or what ever you want to say. But you could come up with an insane excuse, even if you don't get out of trouble, you'll get a good laugh out of it in the process.


Excuses!

  1. I was driving to school, and I was pulled over, it was a misunderstanding, but i was still pulled over. The officer came over to my car with a stack of papers and, i don't know how it happened but, he/she dropped the papers all over my passenger seat, which was where my project was, and they accidentally grabbed it while picking up their things. I am going down to the station tonight to pick it up.
  2. I were shredding papers and it was next to the shredder, I was carelessly shredding papers, and in went my report. I'm going to the library tonight to print off an extra copy.
  3. I was in the ER all last night and came to school from the hospital, my report was at home and i was unable to get it.

Now let's say it was just a small home work assignment. These excuses don't need to be nearly as elaborate.

  1. I thought it wasn't due until tomorrow. (average, and ordinary)
  2. My brother fed it to our pet hamster.
  3. I fell asleep while doing it, and didn't have time to do it this morning.
  4. A really important person showed up and my dad had me out talking to him the whole night.
  5. I was babysitting. I had brought my homework, but the little boy there is quite the character and peed all over it. I didn't think that you would still want it.
  6. I thought that my other homework was more important. Sorry.
  7. I got an amazing opportunity to go to a museum with my Uncle who just came home from a different country. I didn't have time.

I hope that i have entertained you in some way. Thank you for reading.

~Kaylie ;)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

MTFAL


OK. So today i was thinking. (yes. i think.) what was a good paying job in medieval times? well what about a troll maker? u know,MTFAL . (Make Trolls For A Living)

Now the body part.


NOSE


Noses are just the thing that u sniff with. U also snot out of it.GROSS!!!! OK forget i said that. i might get in trouble. JK. i just think its gross. don't u think i can go on for hours just talking about noses.







Layla

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

What if your dog was the president?


Yes, this is Ricky. I need to talk to you about about my dog, Trixie :)

She thinks she's the president hahahaha :) Silly right??? :-]

So when i got home from Walmart, my dog had transformed my house into a model of the White House! She was sitting in the presidents chair in the Oval Office! :) Hahahaha Weird right? :)

I mean, come on, what dog think's that he's the president, when he is really a girl (and not Obama)? hahahaha :)


Signing out, Ricky :)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

stressed

Hey have you been stressed about anything lately? Try some desserts. Why would that help you ask? Well if you were paying attention to the words you would realize desserts spelled back words is stressed. That's right, I made you think, AGAIN! Wow you need to read these more often so you can learn something!


I'm out~~~~~~~ Amelia

Monday, May 24, 2010

Fake Definitions!!!


This is an activity we found where you pick a word that you don't know the meaning of, and make your own definition up for it. You also have to state why you think that!!! Try it, it is fun :) Okay, i picked three words: Estrange, Hearten, and Squalid. I have no idea what they mean, so bear with me. The definitions below are not the real definitions just so you know :)




ESTRANGE-
I personally think that this has something to do with the word STRANGE. As seeing that it has the word 'strange' right there in it. My definition is: A strange person.

HEARTEN-
This word sounds like farting, so i think it may mean: a release of gas.

SQUALID-
The word has the word squid in it, so i thought maybe it had something to do with dirty, because when squids squirt out ink - or is that octopuses? - anyway, my definition is: dirtiness

Signing out, Annabella :)

P.S. Random:


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Lil'DramaQueen Intro



I have never been terribly good at introductions, but I find it necessary to introduce this blog in one way or another. Without an intro, it would be hard to write, er, type anything else.
If this goes as planned, this blog will be something that is shared between a circle of really close friends, open to the public. It will feature nothing in particular, and everything that we can think of. A mess of crazy, controlled thoughts, jokes, and fun facts.
I would be the oldest of this group, and let us say, for augments sake, that my name is Kaylie. It is not really Kaylie, but lets just say that it is. Being who i am, which is a very random person, this blog will be as random and hilarious as i can possibly make it. I will try to make you laugh until your sides are splitting, or until you pee yourself. Well, don't do that, that would be gross.
Back to the group, about 12 people in total will be adding their 2 cents to this blog. It will be a collaborative effort. And my prediction is that it will be and AMAZING collaborative effort. Just saying.



And now about me. I am in high school, and I have the most amazing, wonderfully crazy, abnormal, beautiful, and random friends in the entire world. I wouldn't trade them for anything in the entire world.


Aright, any way, I am a major Geek. A band Geek that is. I am in band class, marching band, and almost all of my friends are in band(School friends not my blog buddies.) Band kids are a bit different than others. I don't know if this is good or not, but it is true.


Other things about me, well, I like to write, listen to music, and hang with my friends. That's about it. For now any way.
And there is my Intro for the blog.

~Kaylie ;)

SquirtWhat? Intro

Hello

Ello mate, my name is Jessie. I'm really flexible, probably because I'm in gymnastics.

OW MY TOE! .. Is that a freckle on my toe?



Sorry, sometimes i just blurt out random things about my toes.



I can do a lot of fun stuff like:

Backhand Springs

Back flips

Front flips

Front hand Springs

BIG TOE
LITTLE TOE
ALL THE WAY AROUND TOE!

..sorry, toe blurt out again.

Hahaha i have to stop blurting out random things..



Something to Talk About:

every blog I'm gonna talk about an animal. i luv animals. they are so cute:) :]

BeavKoon

BeavKoon are so cute their part Bear and part Raccoon. Head of a bear, body of a raccoon.

~Jessie




P.S. A Weird Fact: Their are only 5 BeavKoons left in the world


Peace Out.

Monday, May 17, 2010

China!


Have you ever woken up in a different country and no one can under stand you? I have! One Tuesday I woke up in China. Yeah, and everyone in China was gathered to see a pancake flipping competition. As I walk to ask a hobo how to cook spaghetti, he called a name in Chinese, then a man in a llama suit approached me and SPIT in my eye! Then just bounced away. The hobo yelled something at me in Spanish and gave me a bottle of maple syrup. I asked him,"Do you speak English, because you speak any other language I don't speak!' He said,"box." Then stuffed me into one, and closed the lid. I woke up in my home country the next morning.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

*10 Unusual Jobs*


Well I was thinking I would be living an interesting life if one of the following was my career.


1) Working in a Q-Tip factory.


2) A researcher trying to figure out what type of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum.


3) An invisible ink creator.


4) Fashion designer for dogs clothing.


5) A maple syrup fisherman.


6) Teaching a deaf/blind person to hear/read.


7) Scientists who make sure the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.


8) Feather collectors for down pillows or jackets.


9) People who go make sure if the Ripley's Believe it Or Not or the World Records are real.


10) A sudoku puzzle creator.


..I'm thinking I would personally enjoy number four. How about you?


-Rayne

Saturday, May 15, 2010

melon0007 Intro

"We are all a little weird, and life is a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible to ours, we join with them in mutual weirdness and call them our best friend."


So you see all these sorta weird people who contribute to this blog? Yeah, they are my friends. Best friends. Each and every one of them. Loved them forever, will love them forever(:


Okay now about me. Well, one main thing in my life (other than my amazing friends:) would have to be volleyball. Yes, it is life consuming, but i love it and wouldn't have it any other way. And school. Most people are not huge fans of school, but i really don't mind it. I take pride in my great grades, and work hard for them. As do others on this blog. And i have a brother. but he sorta bugs me so i will not mention him. But don't get me wrong i do love him(:


Well i know this is a terrible and boring introduction to me, but its kinda late and my creativity is lacking at the moment.

~Rayne

LaughingJellyBean Intro

hey this is Ricky!! yes I'm a girl!! i might be going into dance but than again i might be doing pompom? i cant decide but oh well !!


hahahahahahahahahaha!!sorry when I'm blogging i start laughing 4 no exact reason i think its because its so fun!! wait wait i think I'm going to start laughing wait 4 it keep waiting




hahahahahahahaha


I told you so! :)


I told you so! :)


I wasn't lying, but i might be now! hahahahahaha


I really need to stop laughing now! But i can't...

I think you should look at my user name, it should also tell you how much i love laughing!!!




Platypus


Okay! I can't bore you, so ha ha hahaha! Well, i will have to talk about platypuses later! So...bye :) hahahahahahahahahahah


EnergizerBunny Intro

Hola. I'm Layla, sometimes i break out into random dance moves. I know that is a random start, but you're going to have to live with it. =] I know how to do the worm (sorta), the wave, and any other move i can make up. Oh, each blog i write, i will come up with a random body part and tell you about it.






FEET


Feet are made of three different parts (i think.) The toes, the middle part, and the ankle. You use them for dancing, walking, and stepping on stalkers feet. Hahaha


See you later brocilaters, Layla


P.S. Whoa! My toe is UGLY!!!





BananaMelon Intro

Hello, my blog name is Amelia. I hope these blogs will make you cry. Not in a sad way, but in a HILARIOUS way!!!!! I happen to be kinda - SALAD - random, so don't be surprised to find random words in the middle of of sentences. I am new at this blogging thing. Hey, be sure to check out my friends entry too. They are random and -SOMBRERO-crazy. And hey, I know I'm strange, like a yak! Like I said, random. I won't bore you half to death by making this long.





Later gator, Amelia ;)







P.S. What happens if someone bores you half to death twice? That's right I can make you think. Haha

Friday, May 14, 2010

RandomRocks159 Intro

Hello. 

Names are not allowed to be provided. So just so this doesn't get confusing, I'll say that my name is...Annabella. Remember that is not my real name, but that is what i will call myself.

A little bit about us: Well, we are all Ninja-lovin' people who love to make movies and stuff :) We all have an amazing skill for things that require creativity. (acting, writing, and other fun & creative stuff) We are ALL crazy, insane, and wild lunatics. Just warning you. We will try not to scare you. BTW this is not something that your parents would be mad at you if you were to read it (which you should). Maybe even your grandma would enjoy it! Well...maybe not. :-/
Just so you know, this will be the most random, awesome, need-to-tell-your-friends-about-it blog ever! So that is why i hope you enjoy reading all this :)


Anyway...I think that wraps it up for me :)

Signing off, Annabella :)



P.S. Being as random as i am, i will almost always have a random fact after i sign my name at the end of my message, or somewhere else in my entry. So here it goes:

Guys are like purses. The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped! (This wasn't meant to offend you)